老友記第一季第一集中英文對(duì)照臺(tái)詞

1、101TheOneWhereMonicaGetsaNewRoommate(ThePilotTheUncutVersion)[Scene:CentralPerkChlerJoeyPhoebeMonicaarethere.]Monica:Theresnothingtotell!HesjustsomeguyIwkwith!Joey:Comeonyouregoingoutwiththeguy!Theresgottabesomethingwron

2、gwithhim!Chler:AllrightJoeybenice.SodoeshehaveahumpAhumpahairpiecePhoebe:Waitdoesheeatchalk(Theyallstarebemused.)Phoebe:JustcauseIdontwanthertogothroughwhatIwentthroughwithCarloh!Monica:Okayeverybodyrelax.Thisisnotevenad

3、ate.Itsjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinnernothavingsex.Chler:Soundslikeadatetome.[TimeLapse]Chler:AlrightsoImbackinhighschoolImstinginthedleofthecafeteriaIrealizeIamtotallynaked.All:Ohyeah.Hadthatdream.Chler:ThenIlookdownIreal

4、izetheresaphone...there.Joey:Insteadof...Chler:Thatsright.Joey:Neverhadthatdream.Phoebe:No.Chler:Allofasuddenthephonestartstoring.NowIdontknowwhattodoeverybodystartslookingatme.Monica:theywerentlookingatyoubefe!Chler:Fin

5、allyIfigureIdbetteranswerititturnsoutitsmymotherwhichisveryveryweirdbecauseshenevercallsme![TimeLapseRosshasentered.]Ross:(mtified)Hi.Joey:ThisguysayshelloIwannakillmyself.101101試播試播莫妮卡的新室友莫妮卡的新室友沒什么好說的！他不過是我的同事！少來了，你和那個(gè)

6、人一起出去！拜托，和你交往的男人一定有問題！打住，喬伊，嘴下留德。他駝背？既駝背又帶假發(fā)？慢著，他吃粉筆嗎？我只是不想你重蹈我和卡爾的覆轍。各位別急，這不算約會(huì)。我們不過是出去吃晚餐，而且不做愛。聽起來好像是說我的約會(huì)。記得中學(xué)時(shí)代的夢(mèng)，我站在自助餐廳，突然發(fā)現(xiàn)自己全身赤裸。我做過那樣的夢(mèng)。我低頭一看，看見有一支電話……在那兒。而不是……？沒錯(cuò)。我沒做過那樣的夢(mèng)沒有。那支電話突然響起，而我不知道怎么辦，每個(gè)人都開始望著我。他們以前不看你

7、嗎？！終于，我認(rèn)為我應(yīng)該接，結(jié)果是我媽打來，我感到很奇怪，因?yàn)槲覌尣辉蜻^電話給我！嗨。hopefully.)Monica:Rachel!Rachel:OhGodMonicahi!ThankGod!Ijustwenttoyourbuildingyouwerenttherethenthisguywithabighammersaidyoumightbehereyouareyouare!Waitress:CanIgetyousomecoffe

8、eMonica:(pointingatRachel)Decaff.(toAll)OkayeverybodythisisRachelanotherLincolnHighsurviv.(toRachel)ThisiseverybodythisisChlerPhoebeJoeyyouremembermybrotherRossRachel:Hisure!Ross:Hi.(TheygotohugbutRosssumbrellaopens.Hesi

9、tsbackdowndefeatedagain.AmomentofsilencefollowsasRachelsitstheothersexpecthertoexplain.)Monica:SoyouwannatellusnowarewewaitingffourwetbridesmaidsRachel:OhGod...wellitstartedaboutahalfhourbefethewedding.Iwasintheroomwhere

10、wewerekeepingallthepresentsIwaslookingatthisgravyboat.ThisreallyggeousLamaugegravyboat.Whenallofasudden(tothewaitressthatbroughthercoffee)SweetnLoIrealizedthatIwasmeturnedonbythisgravyboatthanbyBarry!thenIgotreallyfreake

11、doutthatswhenithitme:howmuchBarrylookslikeMr.PotatoHead.YknowImeanIalwaysknewlookedfamiliarbut...AnywayIjusthadtogetoutofthereIstartedwonderingWhyamIdoingthiswhoamIdoingthisf.(toMonica)SoanywayIjustdidntknowwheretogoIkno

12、wthatyouIhavekindadriftedapartbutyouretheonlypersonIknewwholivedhereinthecity.Monica:Whowasntinvitedtothewedding.Rachel:OohIwaskindahopingthatwouldntbeanissue...[Scene:MonicasApartmenteveryoneistherewatchingaSpanishSoapo

13、nTVaretryingtofigureoutwhatisgoingon.]我只想要一百萬！瑞秋？！天啊，莫妮卡，謝天謝地！我到過你的住處，你不在。有個(gè)拿著一根大榔頭的人說你可能會(huì)在這兒，結(jié)果你真的在這兒。想來杯咖啡嗎？無咖啡因的。各位，她叫瑞秋，另一位從林肯高中生存下來的人。這位叫錢德勒，菲比，喬伊。還記得我哥羅斯嗎？當(dāng)然。嗨。你想現(xiàn)在告訴我們，還是等四位伴娘來了再說？婚禮前半個(gè)小時(shí)發(fā)生了變數(shù)。我在堆放禮物的房間里，看著船形鹵肉盤，非