《老友記》中英文對照劇本(第一季)

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2、ne:[Scene:CentralCentralPerkPerkChlerChlerJoeyJoeyPhoebePhoebeMonicaMonicaarearethere.]there.]Monica:Monica:TheresTheresnothingnothingtototell!tell!HesHesjustjustsomesomeguyguyIwkwkwith!with!Joey:Joey:ComeComeononyoureyo

3、uregoinggoingoutoutwithwiththetheguy!guy!TheresTheresgottagottabebesomethingsomethingwrongwrongwithwithhim!him!Chler:Chler:AllAllrightrightJoeyJoeybebenice.nice.SoSodoesdoeshehehavehaveahumphumpAhumphumpahairpiecehairpie

4、cePhoebe:Phoebe:WaitWaitdoesdoesheheeateatchalkchalk(They(Theyallallstarestarebemusedbemused.).)Phoebe:Phoebe:JustJustcausecauseIdontdontwantwantherhertotogogothroughthroughwhatwhatIwentwentthroughthroughwithwithCarlCarl

5、oh!oh!Monica:Monica:OkayOkayeverybodyeverybodyrelax.relax.ThisThisisisnotnotevenevenadate.date.ItsItsjustjusttwotwopeoplepeoplegoinggoingoutouttotodinnerdinnernotnothavinghavingsex.sex.Chler:Chler:SoundsSoundslikelikeada

6、tedatetotome.me.[Time[TimeLapse]Lapse]Chler:Chler:AlrightAlrightsosoImImbackbackininhighhighschoolschoolImImstingstingininthethedledleofofthethecafeteriacafeteriaIrealizerealizeIamamtotallytotallynakednaked.All:All:OhOhy

7、eah.yeah.HadHadthatthatdream.dream.Chler:Chler:ThenThenIlooklookdowndownIrealizerealizetherestheresaphone...phone...there.there.Joey:Joey:InsteadInsteadof...of...Chler:Chler:ThatsThatsright.right.Joey:Joey:NeverNeverhadh

8、adthatthatdream.dream.Phoebe:Phoebe:No.No.Chler:Chler:AllAllofofasuddensuddenthethephonephonestartsstartstotoring.ring.NowNowIdontdontknowknowwhatwhattotododoeverybodyeverybodystartsstartslookinglookingatatme.me.Monica:M

9、onica:theytheywerentwerentlookinglookingatatyouyoubefe!befe!Chler:Chler:FinallyFinallyIfigurefigureIdIdbetterbetteransweranswerititititturnsturnsoutoutitsitsmymymothermotherwhichwhichisisveryveryveryveryweirdweirdbecause

10、becausesheshenevernevercallscallsme!me![TimeTimeLapseLapseRossRosshashasentered.]entered.]Ross:Ross:(mtifiedmtified)Hi.Hi.Joey:Joey:ThisThisguyguysayssayshellohelloIwannawannakillkillmyself.myself.Monica:Monica:AreAreyou

11、youokayokaysweetiesweetieRoss:Ross:Ijustjustfeelfeellikelikesomeonesomeonereachedreacheddowndownmymythroatthroatgrabbedgrabbedmymysmallsmallintestineintestinepulledpulledititoutoutofofmymymouthmouthtiedtiedititaroundarou

12、ndmymyneck...neck...Chler:Chler:CookieCookie101101試播試播沒什么好說的！他不過是我的同事！沒什么好說的！他不過是我的同事！少來了，你和那個人一起出去！拜托，少來了，你和那個人一起出去！拜托，和你交往的男人一定有問題！和你交往的男人一定有問題！打住，喬伊，嘴下留德。他駝背？既駝打住，喬伊，嘴下留德。他駝背？既駝背又帶假發(fā)？背又帶假發(fā)？慢著，他吃粉筆嗎？慢著，他吃粉筆嗎？我只是不想你重蹈我和

13、卡爾的覆轍。我只是不想你重蹈我和卡爾的覆轍。各位別急，這不算約會。我們不過是出各位別急，這不算約會。我們不過是出去吃晚餐，而且不做愛。去吃晚餐，而且不做愛。聽起來好像是說我的約會。聽起來好像是說我的約會。記得中學(xué)時代的夢，我站在自助餐廳，記得中學(xué)時代的夢，我站在自助餐廳，突然發(fā)現(xiàn)自己全身赤裸。突然發(fā)現(xiàn)自己全身赤裸。我做過那樣的夢。我做過那樣的夢。我低頭一看，看見有一支電話我低頭一看，看見有一支電話…………在那在那兒。兒。而不是而不是……

14、……？沒錯。沒錯。我沒做過那樣的夢我沒做過那樣的夢沒有。沒有。那支電話突然響起，而我不知道怎么辦，那支電話突然響起，而我不知道怎么辦，每個人都開始望著我。每個人都開始望著我。他們以前不看你嗎？！他們以前不看你嗎？！終于，我認(rèn)為我應(yīng)該接，結(jié)果是我媽打終于，我認(rèn)為我應(yīng)該接，結(jié)果是我媽打來，我感到很奇怪，因為我媽不曾打過來，我感到很奇怪，因為我媽不曾打過電話給我！電話給我！嗨。嗨。這家伙向我打招呼時我就想自殺。這家伙向我打招呼時我就想自殺。你

15、還好吧？你還好吧？我感覺有人把手伸入我的喉嚨，抓起我我感覺有人把手伸入我的喉嚨，抓起我的腸子，從我的口中取出，然后綁在我的腸子，從我的口中取出，然后綁在我脖上脖上…………餅干？餅干？卡羅今天把她的東西搬走了?？_今天把她的東西搬走了。我?guī)湍闩荼Х?，我?guī)湍闩荼Х?，外語下載中心:down.外語下載中心:down.Rachel:Rachel:HiHisure!sure!Ross:Ross:Hi.Hi.(They(Theygogototoh

16、ughugbutbutRosssRosssumbrellaumbrellaopens.opens.HeHesitssitsbackbackdowndowndefeateddefeatedagain.again.AmomentmomentofofsilencesilencefollowsfollowsasasRachelRachelsitssitsthetheothersothersexpectexpectherhertotoexplai

17、n.)explain.)Monica:Monica:SoSoyouyouwannawannatelltellususnownowarearewewewaitingwaitingfffourfourwetwetbridesmaidsbridesmaidsRachel:Rachel:OhOhGod...God...wellwellititstartedstartedaboutaboutahalfhalfhourhourbefebefethe

18、thewedding.wedding.IwaswasininthetheroomroomwherewherewewewerewerekeepingkeepingallallthethepresentspresentsIwaswaslookinglookingatatthisthisgravygravyboat.boat.ThisThisreallyreallyggeousggeousLamaugeLamaugegravygravyboa

19、t.boat.WhenWhenallallofofasuddensudden(to(tothethewaitresswaitressthatthatbroughtbroughtherhercoffee)coffee)SweetSweetnnLoLoIrealizedrealizedthatthatIwaswasmemeturnedturnedononbybythisthisgravygravyboatboatthanthanbybyBa

20、rry!Barry!thenthenIgotgotreallyreallyfreakedfreakedoutoutthatsthatswhenwhenitithithitme:me:howhowmuchmuchBarryBarrylookslookslikelikeMr.Mr.PotatoPotatoHead.Head.YknowYknowImeanmeanIalwaysalwaysknewknewlookedlookedfamilia

21、rfamiliarbut...but...AnywayAnywayIjustjusthadhadtotogetgetoutoutofoftherethereIstartedstartedwonderingwonderingWhyWhyamamIdoingdoingthisthiswhowhoamamIdoingdoingthisthisf.f.(to(toMonica)Monica)SoSoanywayanywayIjustjustdi

22、dntdidntknowknowwherewheretotogogoIknowknowthatthatyouyouIhavehavekindakindadrifteddriftedapartapartbutbutyoureyourethetheonlyonlypersonpersonIknewknewwhowholivedlivedherehereininthethecity.city.Monica:Monica:WhoWhowasnt

23、wasntinvitedinvitedtotothethewedding.wedding.Rachel:Rachel:OohOohIwaswaskindakindahopinghopingthatthatwouldntwouldntbebeananissue...issue...[Scene:[Scene:MonicasMonicasApartmentApartmenteveryoneeveryoneisistheretherewatc

24、hingwatchingaSpanishSpanishSoapSoapononTVTVarearetryingtryingtotofigurefigureoutoutwhatwhatisisgoinggoingon.]on.]Monica:Monica:NowNowImImguessingguessingthatthatheheboughtboughtherherthethebigbigpipepipeganganshesshesrea

25、llyreallynotnothappyhappyaboutaboutit.it.Chler:Chler:(imitatingimitatingthetheacters)acters)TunaTunaeggeggsaladsaladDecide!Decide!Ross:Ross:(in(inadeepdeepvoice)voice)IllIllhavehavewhateverwhateverChristineChristineisish

26、aving.having.Rachel:Rachel:(on(onphone)phone)DaddyDaddyIjust...just...Icantcantmarrymarryhim!him!ImImsry.sry.Ijustjustdontdontlovelovehim.him.WellWellititmattersmatterstotome!me!(The(ThescenesceneononTVTVhashaschangedcha

27、ngedtotoshowshowtwotwowomenwomenoneoneisisholdingholdingherherhair.)hair.)Phoebe:Phoebe:IfIfIletletgogoofofmymyhairhairmymyheadheadwillwillfallfalloffoff.Chler:Chler:(re(reTV)TV)OohOohshesheshouldshouldnotnotbebewearingw

28、earingthosethosepants.pants.Joey:Joey:Isaysaypushpushherherdowndownthethestairs.stairs.PhoebePhoebeRossRossChlerChlerJoey:Joey:PushPushherherdowndownthethestairs!stairs!PushPushherherdowndownthethestairs!stairs!PushPushh

29、erherdowndownthethestairs!stairs!(She(Sheisispushedpusheddowndownthethestairsstairseveryoneeveryonecheers.)cheers.)Rachel:Rachel:CmonCmonDaddyDaddylistenlistentotome!me!ItsItslikelikeitsitslikelikeallallofofmymylifelifee

30、veryoneeveryonehashasalwaysalwaystoldtoldmemeYoureYoureashoe!shoe!YoureYoureashoeshoeyoureyoureashoeshoeyoureyoureashoe!.shoe!.todaytodayIjustjuststoppedstoppedIsaidsaidWhatWhatififIdontdontwannawannabebeashoeshoeWhatWha

31、tififIwannawannabebeaaapursepurseyknowyknowaaahat!hat!NoNoImImnotnotsayingsayingIwantwantyouyou婚禮前半個小時發(fā)生了變數(shù)。我在堆放婚禮前半個小時發(fā)生了變數(shù)。我在堆放禮物的房間里，看著船形鹵肉盤，非常禮物的房間里，看著船形鹵肉盤，非常漂亮的船形鹵肉盤，突然間漂亮的船形鹵肉盤，突然間…………有沒有代糖？我了解船形鹵肉盤此巴瑞有沒有代糖？我了解船形鹵

32、肉盤此巴瑞更能引起我的更能引起我的“性趣性趣”，我自己都嚇了，我自己都嚇了一跳，一跳，巴瑞愈看愈像豬頭先生。我一直都認(rèn)為巴瑞愈看愈像豬頭先生。我一直都認(rèn)為他很眼熟?？傊苎凼臁？傊冶仨氹x開。我開始想，我必須離開。我開始想，我為何這么做？我為誰這樣做？于是我我為何這么做？我為誰這樣做？于是我不知該走往何處，我知道你我日漸疏遠(yuǎn)。不知該走往何處，我知道你我日漸疏遠(yuǎn)。但是你是我在這個城市，認(rèn)識的唯一一但是你是我在這個城市，認(rèn)識的唯一一個人。

33、個人。好像是唯一沒受邀參加婚禮的人。好像是唯一沒受邀參加婚禮的人。這件事就甭提啦。這件事就甭提啦。我猜他送她一臺管風(fēng)琴，她肯定不喜歡，我猜他送她一臺管風(fēng)琴，她肯定不喜歡，金槍魚還是雞蛋沙拉？快決定！金槍魚還是雞蛋沙拉？快決定！我要擁有克莉絲汀擁有的一切。我要擁有克莉絲汀擁有的一切。爸，我不能嫁給他爸，我不能嫁給他…………對不起，我只是對不起，我只是不愛他。對，是我的問題！不愛他。對，是我的問題！如果我沒了頭發(fā)，如果我沒了頭發(fā)，還不如去死

34、。還不如去死。她不該穿那條褲子。她不該穿那條褲子。我建議推她下樓，我建議推她下樓，推她下樓！推她下樓！推她下樓！推她下樓！推她下樓！推她下樓！爸，你聽我說爸，你聽我說…………大家這樣評價我這一大家這樣評價我這一輩子：你是一只鞋輩子：你是一只鞋…………今天我倒想看看今天我倒想看看如果我不再是鞋會怎樣。我說如果我想如果我不再是鞋會怎樣。我說如果我想當(dāng)皮包呢？當(dāng)皮包呢？或是帽子呢？不，我不需你幫我買帽子?；蚴敲弊幽?？不，我不需你幫我買帽子。我