神探夏洛克劇本s01e03

1、YoulowertheIQofthewholestreet.整條街的智商都被你拉低了——SherlockHolmesSHERLOCKSeasonOneEpisodeThree—ThegreatgameYoulowertheIQofthewholestreet.整條街的智商都被你拉低了——SherlockHolmes砍掉的人頭我就要茶謝謝Aseveredhead!Justteafmethanks.不冰箱里有個(gè)人頭嗯Notheresahea

2、dinthefridge.Yes是人頭喂唉我還能Abloodyhead!Wellwhereelse放在哪呢你不介意的吧IsupposedtoputitYoudontminddoyou呃...從巴茲醫(yī)學(xué)院太平間拿來(lái)的Well...GotitfromBartsmgue.我在測(cè)量人死后唾液的凝結(jié)速度Immeasuringthecoagulationofsalivaafterdeath.我看見(jiàn)你寫(xiě)的出租司機(jī)案了Iseeyouvewrittenu

3、pthetaxidrivercase.呃對(duì)Er...yes.“粉色的研究“AStudyInPink.真好聽(tīng)Nice.你知道粉紅女郎粉紅箱子Wellyouknow.Pinkladypinkcase粉紅手機(jī)全是粉紅你喜歡嗎pinkphone.Therewasalotofpink.Didyoulikeit呃不喜歡Um...no.為什么我以為你會(huì)得意呢。WhynotIthoughtyoudbeflattered.得意“夏洛克能瞬間看穿一切人和事

4、“Flattered!“Sherlockseesthrougheverythingeveryoneinseconds.“然而神奇的是他同時(shí)也在某些方面““Whatsincrediblethoughishowspectacularlyignantheis“極其無(wú)知““aboutsomethings.“等等我不是說(shuō)...HangonIdidntmeanthat...哦你這個(gè)“極其無(wú)知“是夸我來(lái)的Ohyoumeant“spectacularl

5、yignant“inaniceway(!)聽(tīng)著我不在乎誰(shuí)是首相或者...LookitdoesntmattertomewhosPrimeMinister...我知道誰(shuí)和誰(shuí)有奸情Iknow...whossleepingwithwho...地球是否繞著太陽(yáng)轉(zhuǎn)WhethertheEarthgoesroundthesun.又是這個(gè)這不重要Thatagain!Itsnotimptant!不重要...Notimp...!這是小學(xué)知識(shí)你怎能不知道Its

6、primaryschoolstuff.Howcanyounotknowthat就算知道過(guò)我也刪除了WellifIeverdidIvedit.刪除了dit你看這是我的硬盤(pán)唯一合理做法是Listen.Thisismyharddriveitonlymakessense只存進(jìn)有用的東西真正有用的toputthingsintherethatareuseful.REALLYuseful.普通人總在腦子里塞滿(mǎn)垃圾dinarypeoplefillthe

7、irheadswithallkindsofrubbish.有用的信息都找不到了明白Thatmakesithardtogetatthestuffthatmatters.Doyousee可這是太陽(yáng)系的問(wèn)題啊Butitsthesolarsystem!拜托有什么意義Ohhell!Whatdoesthatmatter!我們繞太陽(yáng)轉(zhuǎn)要是改成繞月亮轉(zhuǎn)Sowegoroundthesun.Ifwewentroundthemoon或者像小熊一樣繞著花園轉(zhuǎn)圈

8、roundroundthegardenlikeateddybear不也一樣嗎itwouldntmakeanydifference!對(duì)我唯一重要的是工作Allthatmatterstomeisthewk!沒(méi)有工作我腦子都要銹了Withoutthatmybrainrots!寫(xiě)進(jìn)你博客里去或者行行好Putthatinyourblog!betterstill別再拿你的高見(jiàn)折磨全世界了stopinflictingyouropinionsonthe