when will jesus bring the pork chops- george carlin

1、When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops“The main obligation is to amuse yourself.”S. J. PERELMAN“Today his another day. Time to play.”SALLY WADEPREFACEI’m an outsider by choice, but not truly. It’s the unpleasantness of th

2、e system that keeps me out. I’d rather be in, in a good system. That’s where my discontent comes from: being forced to choose to stay outside.My advice: Just keep movin’ straight ahead. Every now and then you find your

3、self in a different place.George’s Holiday MessageSince this book comes out in the fall, I’d like to take advantage of this early opportunity to wish all of you an enjoyable Christmas season and a happy New Year filled

4、 with good fortune. Of course, I realize this can’t happen for everyone. Some of you are going to die next year, and others will be crippled and maimed in accidents, perhaps even completely paralyzed. Still others wil

5、l be stricken with diseases that can’t be cured, or will be horribly scarred in fires. And let’s not forget the robberies and rapesthere’ll be lots of them. Therefore, many of you will not get to enjoy the happy and fo

6、rtunate New Year I’m wishing for you. So just try to do the best you can.A Note of AppreciationFROM THE DESK OF:-sSSPOT WADEOn the occasion of the publication of his new book, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, I w

7、ant to wish the author good luck and let the readers know that as my rep and personal assistant hired to deny rumors of my marriage and subsequent same-sex divorce to Sir Elton Johns dog, Arthur, and how now I’m an exp

8、ectant dadGeorge Carlin was easy to woik with and followed instructions wellalthough he was often tardy, with lame excuses like “other things to do.”Similar to that of a cocker spaniel, who wants nothing’ more than our

9、 complete and undivided attention, his personality is pleasant, well-tolerated, and meets with my approvalexcept for the time when, like Jesus, he forgot to bi ing the pork chops. But now’s not the time to dwell on fo

10、od. Well. . . maybe it is.At any rate, I’m proud that one of my employeesespecially you, Mr. Carlinhas demonstrated that you’re more than just a flash in the pan, as is so often the case with seared tuna. And by the wa