cabin pressure - gdansk

1、CabinPressureTRAN:2x01Gdansk(Carolyncomesontotheflightdeck.)MARTIN:HelloCarolyn.CAROLYN:Listentothis!Thischamberchestrawe’repickingup–listentowhattheirconduct’sputunder‘AnySpecialRequirements’:“Thefirstviolinswillnotsitt

2、ogetherthesecondviolinswillnotsitapart.Theharpistwilligneyouunlessyourauraisangethereisnothingyoucandotomakeyouraurameange.Thetubistmustonnoaccountbegivenalcoholtheconductmustatalltimesbegivenalcohol.Hewillalsorequirethe

3、toilettohimselffanhourbefeling.mostimptantlythebassoonistMadameSzyszkoBohuszwillbewkingunderthepresumptionthatyouaretryingtokillherunlessprovedotherwisesoavoidapproachingherwithbluntinstrumentssharpkniveshotliquids.”Terr

4、ific!HowamIsupposedtoserveherdinnerDOUGLAS:Carefully.Openingcredits.Thisweek:Gdansk!MARTIN:AmsterdamGolfTangoIndia.Withyouflightlevelthreethreezero.AMSTERDAMATC:GolfTangoIndiaradaridentified.Continueascleared.ARTHUR:OKhe

5、re’sanotherlist.UheveryonereadyGetset:theSevenDeadlySins.MARTIN:Yes!Iknowthese!Iknowthem!(scribblesfrantically)DOUGLAS:AhthedeadlysinofPride.MARTIN:StopitDouglas!You’remakingiteasierfCarolyn!DOUGLAS:AhthedeadlysinofEnvy.

6、MARTIN:Douglasstopitnow.DOUGLAS:AhthedeadlysinofAnger!MARTIN:Stopit!CAROLYN:Done!MARTIN:(angrynoise)Douglaswasdistractingme!DOUGLAS:done.MARTIN:Oh!ARTHUR:OKlet’ssee.UmyeahDouglasgot’emall.MARTIN:(exasperatedsigh)ARTHUR:U

7、hMum’sgot...oh.SryMumthere’snoWrath.(Hepronouncesit‘rath’)CAROLYN:YoumeanWrath.(Shepronouncesit‘roth’)Ofcoursethereis.ARTHUR:NoI’msry.Accdingtothisbookthere’snoRathRoth.you’vemissedoutAnger.CAROLYN:ThatisWrathyouidiotchi

8、ld!HaveyouneverheardofWrathDOUGLAS:You’vecertainlywitnesseditoftenenough.MARTIN:SryCarolynwehavetogobythebookI’mafraidsoIcomesecond.ARTHUR:YeahlookslikeitSkip.Uhletmejustcheck...Ohbadluck.You’vegotLustdownCAROLYN:Wellitw

9、aswthatry.UmSillyDummyDizzyDitzyArthurARTHUR(indignantly):Mum!(Someone’sservicebellbongsthreetimes.)CAROLYN(exasperated):OhfGod’ssake!(Thebellbongsagainthreetimes.)CAROLYN:Ifthosejumpedupbuskerscan’tlearntoleavetheservic

10、ebellaloneIswearI’llcutofftheirthumbs!DOUGLAS:Comeflythefriendlyskies.CAROLYN:I’dbettergo.WhatwasitthenArthurthelastDwarfMARTIN:Nodon’ttellher.I’mgonnaremembermylastonebefeyourememberyours.CAROLYN:Ohfgoodness’sakeMartinh

11、owchildish.Don’tyoudarehelphimDouglas.DOUGLAS:Scout’shonour.CAROLYN:Rightlet’sseewhattheloonieswantnow.OohLoony!ARTHUR:No.(Thebellbongsagainthreetimes.)CAROLYN:Madam.WhatseemstobetheproblemMADAMESZYSZKOBOHUSZ:Someonehast

12、amperedwithmyarmrests.WhoisresponsibleCAROLYN:Ahha.youmustbethebassoonistMadameSzyszko...(Shestruggleswiththepronunciation)MADAMESZYSZKOBOHUSZ:SzyszkoBohusz.CAROLYN:Gesundheit.MADAMESZYSZKOBOHUSZ:howdoyouknowI’mbassoonis

13、tHaveyoubeenspyingonmeCAROLYN:Nomadambutyourconductdescribedyourathervividly.Iwon’tpretenditdidn’thelpthatyou’resittingnexttoabassoon.MADAMESZYSZKOBOHUSZ:NeveramIseparatedfrommybassoon.CAROLYN:OhtheclingytypeisitNowthenw

14、hat’swrongwithyourarmrestsMADAMESZYSZKOBOHUSZ:Youtellmewhatiswrongwitharmrests.CAROLYN:Withgreatpleasure.Inawd:nothing.Insixwds:nothingiswrongwithyourarmrests.MADAMESZYSZKOBOHUSZ:That’ssevenwds.CAROLYN:“Armrests”ishyphen

15、ated.WellI’mgladwe’vehadthischat.I’llseeyoulater.MADAMESZYSZKOBOHUSZ:Minearehigherthantheothers!CAROLYN:Ithinknot.MADAMESZYSZKOBOHUSZ:Butsomebody’stamperedwiththem!CAROLYN:MayIaskwhowhy–ifyoupreferwhomwhymMADAMESZYSZKOBO

16、HUSZ:Listen.Iamoneofwld’sleadingbassoonistsbelievemetherearemanybassoonistswho’dbeverypleasedtoseemecometonogood.CAROLYN:doubtlessonetwocabincrew.MADAMESZYSZKOBOHUSZ:SowhatareyougoingtodoCAROLYN:WhatamIgoingtodoaboutyour